As a single dog, no, the life span of a dog is only 10 years, and I have more than 20 years. So as a single tortoise, plus an otaku, I only have games+music to accompany me, so I touched three things that should not be touched in my life - SLR HIFI、 Mechanical keyboard.

This time, we can win the lottery with a 1/1000 chance, and it's still a package. It's very cold at the moment of receiving the text message. Thanks @ Lei Feng.com@ Love to play computer games , @ Aiganji tried this gift for me. The suit is just for giving strength. After receiving the package and opening it, I was full of sincerity and saw my chicken jelly: Shushuo cup, colorful one handed mechanical keyboard, cheap donkey mouse, and new I grip, all of which are customized for single turtles.

If you want to be able to turn black on the Double Seventh Festival, you must first practice your hand strength every day. At this time, the new grip has become an indispensable partner in our daily life.

The new grip I received this time seems to be different from the product in the last computer trial. The most important thing is why I received the female version of the single turtle. Is this a chance for me to flirt with my sister? The question is where is my sister? Let's drive black together. However, the overall core should be the same.

When I opened the box, I could see the body of my new grip, two handle sleeves, and a screwdriver. At first, I was curious. Why did I have a screwdriver?

It was originally used to open the battery compartment, which I think can be officially changed to a built-in lithium battery, and then charged with a USB charging port, so as to save costs. There is no difficulty in the overall design. In addition, it can also design a large battery to increase the endurance. Although the power consumption is not much, this design is more environmentally friendly and saves user costs, For a technology house like mine, I prefer the design of built-in lithium battery.

I can't praise the new grip here. In this age of intelligent devices with flying APP, a smart device that can be used without installing an APP alone, and WeChat. How I like it, it's really the gospel of our technology home phones.

In order to make everyone exercise more boring, the new grip has provided a lot of small games, such as training in games and online games. It's so cool. If you want to know how cool it is, you can buy one and try it. I won't say more.

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With good skills, we also need sharp tools to open the black tower. Here we have to mention the LOL dedicated game mechanical keyboard - Colorful T9PLUS.

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The package is very simple. In addition to T9PLUS, there is not even a warranty card or manual. It is really environmentally friendly. The manual can be downloaded from the official website.

T9PLUS uses Kailh's green axis and is equipped with RGB lights. Although it is not the C axis, the overall feeling is OK. After all, it is a one handed dedicated keyboard, which I think is enough.

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The workmanship of the key cap is also good. It belongs to the middle and upper layers. Its light transmittance is very good. Compared with the Raytheon K71 key cap on my hand, the light transmittance is better. However, the surface coating of the key cap is better than K71. After all, it is a metal coating.

The connecting line of the keyboard is hard, the material is tensile and anti pulling, and is equipped with a storage belt for good care. Shielding ring is also added to the wire, and the USB interface is made of gold plated material.

How can we lose the mouse when we have a keyboard? For a game like LOL, which needs a mouse, the mouse largely decides the outcome. This time, Qixi gave away the cheap donkey 325 game mouse that appeared in the previous trial.

When I first saw the package, I didn't really find it was a mouse. It was completely black. There was only a bright outline of a mouse on the front of the package. However, the words "born player" still let me know that it was a game product, and some information and anti-counterfeit labels of the product could be seen on the back.

Open the packaging box, there is a layer of manufacturer's LOGO protective layer printed on the surface of the inner box, and the bottom is the 325 mouse body. The yellow label on the top is actually the instruction manual.

Looking over the 325 mouse, you can see the pulley in the middle (only supports front and rear, but cannot press left and right). Behind the pulley are two buttons for adjusting the DPI. For the sake of beauty or easy operation, there is a fixed block before and after adjusting the DPI button. The one at the back with a scale is the LED light strip used to display the DPI gear.

On the side of the mouse, there are two buttons on the left and no buttons on the right. Note that the yellow mouse is used for decoration, not buttons, except the middle wheel.

The bottom of the 325 mouse is a metal plate, which increases the wear resistance of the bottom of the mouse. It does not need to replace the mouse pad as other mice do.

Although both T9PLUS and 325 game mice are drive free, they have corresponding software to set keys, lights and macros.

The mouse and keyboard are connected with light effect, which looks really cool, and the light can be adjusted by RGB.

Come and have a look at the table that accompanies me through this Double Seventh Festival. Thank you, my wives.

As for the solution to our normal physiological impulses, we must rely on - masturbation 2.

The whole inner package contains a bottle of "super sensitive" lubricant, including a cup 2, base accessories, and a bottle of "super sensitive" lubricant. Is that right? Wrong, it is not safe to have a set, after all!

Open the tumbling cup 2, will the picture on the top be a bit "yellow"? There is an opening at the bottom of the cup, which can be pressed by hand to increase the suction. It's very fierce, hey hey!

The cup can be installed with a base, so that we can "type with both hands to prove innocence". Has anyone tried to play LOL while rolling it? 23333, so play well 6666666.

The experience question that everyone is concerned about: Are there five girls comfortable? Are there real people comfortable?

Let me answer:

1. Are there five girls comfortable? I experienced several, and Shuchubei 2 was much better than Miss Five. I was a little unaccustomed at the beginning, but after several times of using it, I was out of control.

2. Are there real people comfortable? Ideal is full, reality is cruel. Shuchubei 2 can't be compared with real people. After all, real people will interact with you. There is nothing exciting when you hold the Shuchubei. I guess you can only look at it rather than use it. Real people can flirt with you, actively or passively, and unconsciously arouse your desire.

The daily life of a single tortoise can be solved in the space of the computer desk. From the heart to the physiology, we can LOL with both hands to prove innocence (hey hey). No release, no youth: you can go in alone and take five shots, you can sit back and wait for twenty shots, you can fly in front to ask for disability, and you can block your teammates later. I wish a single turtle like me could get rid of his job as soon as possible. I still need to go to the battlefield after a long time of gun sharpening, but only if I can't abandon my "wives" now.