Old Luo Hammer's complaints at the Smartisan OS conference
Old Luo Hammer's complaints at the Smartisan OS conference

At 19:30 on March 27, the hammer of "all eyes" Smartisan OS The press conference was held in the National Convention Center. The reason why people pay attention to it is because Lao Luo's wild words before the release, such as“ Kill every second MIUI 、Flyme ”Or such words as "there is no suspense all over the country" made the Hammer Press Conference a busy event in the computer industry in late March. No matter who came to see the excitement or the jokes, Lao Luo succeeded in attracting eyeballs.

Xiaoji colleagues also received an invitation letter and carried out Live broadcast of Hammer Smartisan OS conference In the communication with the colleagues in front during the live broadcast, Xiaoji felt that with the time going on, everyone's perception of the press conference had turned sharply downward. During this time, there were constant complaints. Let's take a look at the complaints generated with the press conference.

First of all, before the press conference, someone made an appointment with a lot of money to complain, but at that time, it seemed that everyone's expectations were still high, and they didn't get much response:

This is the sign taken by Xiaoji's colleagues when they entered the site before the press conference. From this sign alone, it still makes people think Lao Luo is paying attention:

The press conference of Lao Luo didn't go on as scheduled at 19:30, but Lao Luo came on about 20 minutes late. He first explained the ticket skipping problem, and then introduced his seven person team, which was later criticized:

In fact, the "insiders" who came to see Lao Luo's press conference have a bad taste that is not enough for outsiders, as Uncle @ palm said:

"Watching Lao Luo's press conference is a bit like watching the 315 party. They are waiting for Lao Luo to spray. It's so exciting~

The first climax occurred at around 20:10, when Lao Luo said, "All the manufacturers who use landscape pictures as default wallpapers are local buns.

Later, Lao Luo thought that Apple and Android together destroyed the beauty of Android. While everyone was still digesting this sentence, Lao Luo showed his aesthetic philosophy: a screen of 12 large icons, because according to Lao Luo's logic, there would be no more than 12 applications frequently used every day. Here comes the trouble:

@Uncle Palm: My 6.1 inch screen only displays 12 icons?! And it is evenly distributed!! fuck!!

@If you see too much, you will be fat: you can only say that you wasted the Samsung.

@KaOiKi: This is not the design of 9 palaces!!

It was also pointed out that this is not a nine square design, but a twelve square design that focuses on the elderly market; The @ Go desktop points to the root cause of the problem:

@Yulin Mufeng broke the news, saying that Lao Luo had asked publicly before whether he could buy a new webos device, so it must be a reference; Xiaoji asked netizens how many points they would give to such icons, and they were immediately blasted by "negative score rolling". Tonight, we are all @. In addition, some people also made a survey on how the live video broadcast would be in the form of bullet screen. The answer of Sister 40000 @ OnlySwan is:

However, Lao Luo's icon was not only enlarged. Later, he also explained the design concept of the Hammer team's icon, such as Yahoo's icon. Lao Luo said that considering Yahoo's business status, they lost a front tooth; The icon of Baidu mobile application has been replaced with bear's paw by Lao Luo, which is said to represent Baidu's temperament. It is this that makes the zombie number, who has always been diving to sell brush powder ads, cannot help but complain about Lao Luo:

Some people are not so direct, and their expressions are more meaningful. "Look, look, the hammer's face is changing secretly":

Also connotative is the obscene and wet @ Sect Leader Mumu, who is said to play on the spot. Please feel this:

Next, Lao Luo demonstrates the program list interface, which can be reduced to 36 palaces, 81 palaces Lao Luo suddenly said, "This is a P, you haven't started yet!"! Another colleague in charge of the live broadcast on Xiaoji couldn't help complaining:

The atmosphere of the press conference turned sharply downward. Some netizens thought Lao Luo was playing a brain teaser:

Later, Lao Luo introduced the three second delay function of SMS, so that the sender can withdraw if he regrets@ Go desktop is naughty again:

It's really sweet to delay sending SMS messages for three seconds, but thinking for three seconds can make me wonder if I have to go back on my words. GO Xiaoqiang prefers to send SMS messages regularly, let alone delay for three seconds. If you want to delay for three days, you can do it. It can also be used for pranks, such as sending the following text messages to friends at 2:00 pm:

Due to the large number of people complaining, the launch tower was overwhelmed. Many people, including the colleagues in front of the Xiaoji, encountered silent signals and were unable to send microblogs normally. Lao Luo also got a chance to breathe. Once the signal is normal, everyone has lost interest in complaining.

Finally, some netizens made a summary:

It was also pointed out that the mobile phone press conference of Lao Luo Hammer was definitely another representative who endured humiliation and was willing to be a hero behind the scenes, similar to the "around 8:20" incident:

There are also opinions like "Lao Luo ROM has some good details". How is Laoluo ROM doing? One hundred people have one hundred Hamlets. I will not explore it here. But one thing is certain, if there is no personalized ravings of Luo, Luo and Hammer will never get so much attention. When everyone is talking about Lao Luo and treating the Hammer launch conference as an online festival, Ann knows whether this is what Lao Luo wants?

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