mobile phone It seems that there is an inevitable connection with picking up girls. Apple strongly recommends that users "don't break the prison", but how can they pick up girls without breaking the prison? In fact Prison Break It's not the only way to pick up girls. Men and women fall in love with each other because of the entanglement of the earphone cable of their mobile phones. In addition, Luo Yonghao and Huang Zhang made some strange remarks.
Apple strongly recommends that users "don't break the prison"
: Apple issued a statement strongly suggesting that users "don't break the prison". Apple said that in addition to the fact that users will no longer enjoy any of Apple's warranty services, prison break will also bring about the following problems: the device will often encounter crashes, security vulnerabilities, shortened battery life, data loss, and affect future system updates.
comment: How can you pick up girls without breaking out of prison? Please see the next microblog.
One click jailbreak cuts the way for the loser to pick up girls
: A bunch of Android models can be released with one click ROOT. Now even Apple devices can be jailbroken with one click. The gods want to break the loser's ability to pick up girls!
comment: In fact, prison break is not the only way to meet girls. Please see the next microblog.
Men and women fall in love with each other because of the entanglement of the earphone cable
: [Men and women fall in love with each other because of the entanglement of earphone wires when riding on the train] It is said that he and she were strangers. They crowded together with the crowd in the crowded carriages of the light rail. The two headphone cables created an intersection between them and tied them together. On the 40th day of meeting, they got married
comment: No escape from prison is also successful. But if you buy noodle earphones, forget it!
Nothing I dare not say, only what I don't want to say
: I sat in the car with Chuang Ye, and I advised him to fasten his seat belt. "Can you imagine what it would be like if we had an accident and hadn't fastened our seat belts?" Chuang Ye thought carefully, "At least for decades." "I don't know." I said, "I don't dare to think about it carefully anyway."
comment: I dare not think but dare to say.
Huangzhang Forum Reappears Strange Speech
: J. wobg's new quotation: Little boy, please go out without love
comment: What should I do if I can't get out?
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